A Childish Prank
Man’s and woman’s bodies lay without souls,
Dully gaping, foolishly staring, inert
God pondered.
The problem was so great, it dragged him asleep.
Crow laughed.
He bit the Worm, God’s only son,
Into two writhing halves.
He stuffed into man the tail half
With the wounded end hanging out.
He stuffed the head headfirst into woman
And it crept in deeper and up
To peer out through her eyes
Calling its tail-half to join up quickly, quickly
Because O it was painful.
Man awoke being dragged across the grass.
Woman awoke to see him coming,
Neither knew what had happened.
God went on sleeping.
Crow went on laughing.
Ted Hughes’ poem, “A Childish Prank”, is a great story about
the origin of man and woman’s genitalia. It’s told in the form of a fable—as
the Creator falls asleep out of boredom between the dull couple, Crow gets an
idea to take a worm and place it on the man and woman. Using the worm as a way
to symbolize fertility, Hughes describes the man’s penis, “…stuffed into man
the [worm’s] tail half/ with the wounded end hanging out.” For the woman,
Hughes describes how the head was stuffed into the woman, and how it called out
for the tail end of the worm (thus symbolizing the need for sex). My favorite
part is the last lines, how, “God went on sleeping. / Crow went on laughing.”
this so messed up
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